It's too bad my son wasn't born in Germany 2,000 years ago. Watching him run through a wedding reception, screeching gibberish at the top of his lungs, all I could think was, "He would have been a wonderful Berserker."
Is it wrong that I just loaded Khan's high chair tray with Jell-O so I could have five minutes to look at Facebook?
I saw my brother's girlfriend give their 1-year-old son SODA. Bad for the teeth, and also that much concentrated sugar would turn Khan into a Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil.
Speaking of Looney Tunes, I put a bunch on our Netflix instant stream. I want Khan to see cartoons that don't teach some moral or educational lesson. Mindless violence, stupid jokes and no preaching. REAL cartoons.
I've lost ten pounds in 2 months. My secret? I have a 15-month-old boy.
I've read a number of your posts and they really made me smile. My own is five now, but boy, I remember.
ReplyDeleteYou write really well!